Apple Thoughts: Bluetooth Is So 2008. Stick Your Phone To Your Head!

"Never settle for sub-par reception. Never worry about charging your Bluetooth headset. Never risk your safety trying to sync your headset with your phone while driving. All you have to do is answer your cell phone and place the Cell-Mate on your head."

Note how happy she is to look like a complete zilch? This has to be the worst accessory ever, and after being in the wireless business for 11 years, I can truthfully say I've seen some real humdingers (these come immediately to mind), but the Cell-Mate might indeed be the worst accessory ever.