Apple Thoughts: A New Place to Store Those Old Copies of Windows

"We've long heard jokes of the iCar, the iToilet, and other iCrap, but until now we'd never seen a real, working example of one of these things. Well, here's your iToilet, gang. It doesn't connect to the internet in less than three steps, but it does connect to a series of tubes."

I'm just kidding of course about storing your old Windows discs here. It would clog the tubes. You can see more examples of custom toilets at Rival Toilets, if you are so inclined.